Happy Halloween
Bed sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of
which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several
false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was
embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of
composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw
them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when
the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his
arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the
soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there,
unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard,
(barely containing his laughter), who had watched the whole incident,
walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still
staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
Happy Halloween ;o)
