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Happy Halloween


Bed sheets


An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of


which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several


false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was


another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was


embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of


composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw


them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when


the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his


arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the


soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there,


unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard,


(barely containing his laughter), who had watched the whole incident,


walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still


staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."


Happy Halloween ;o)


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