paphioboy
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My mothertaught me...
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until your father gets
home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:.
"You are going to get it when we get
home!"
My Mother taught me to MEET A
CHALLENGE:
" What were you thinking? Answer me
when I talk to you... Don't talk back
to me!"
My Mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."
&"I f you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to
The store with me."
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes,
they are going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
"If you don't pass your spelling test,
you'll never get a good job."
My Mother taught me ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think
I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN
ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables,
you'l l never grow up."
My Mother taught me about SEX:
"How do you think you got here?"
My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF
AGE:
"When you get to be my age, you will
understand."
My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope
they turn out just like you. Then
you'll see what it's like."
My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going
to knock you into the middle of next
week!"
My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you
something to cry about."
M y mother taught me about the science
of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about
CONTORTIONI SM:
"Will you *look* at the dirt on the
back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept
through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve
PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because
I saw a meteor coming toward you,
would you listen then?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you
a million times: Don't Exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I
can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR
MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate
children in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you do!"
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until your father gets
home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:.
"You are going to get it when we get
home!"
My Mother taught me to MEET A
CHALLENGE:
" What were you thinking? Answer me
when I talk to you... Don't talk back
to me!"
My Mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."
&"I f you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to
The store with me."
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes,
they are going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
"If you don't pass your spelling test,
you'll never get a good job."
My Mother taught me ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think
I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN
ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables,
you'l l never grow up."
My Mother taught me about SEX:
"How do you think you got here?"
My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF
AGE:
"When you get to be my age, you will
understand."
My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope
they turn out just like you. Then
you'll see what it's like."
My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going
to knock you into the middle of next
week!"
My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you
something to cry about."
M y mother taught me about the science
of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about
CONTORTIONI SM:
"Will you *look* at the dirt on the
back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept
through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve
PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because
I saw a meteor coming toward you,
would you listen then?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you
a million times: Don't Exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I
can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR
MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate
children in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you do!"
