Just for a laugh.

[Roy]

A guy is driving around outback of NSW and he sees a sign in front of a run down old farm house,
" TALKING DOG FOR SALE "
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told ASIO. In no time at all, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed.
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a bloody liar. He's never been out of the yard.'

 

[NYEric]

cute.

 

[Lanmark]

:clap:
I love it!
:rollhappy:

 

[Yoyo_Jo]

:rollhappy::rollhappy::rollhappy:

 

[Dido]

My dog is still here, so there must be 2 outside who can speak

 

[cnycharles]

 

[Ray]

This was in today's local paper

 

[goldenrose]

It's funny butt I'd refuse too!

 

[ehanes7612]

nice one

 

[Shiva]

Ouch! I'd let them know what I think of them A.H..

Isn't there an english proverb that says: Let lying dogs sleep?

 

[jjkOC]

I think this must be a cat in disguise... everyone knows that dogs can't lie. my dog can't even look at me straight in the eyes when she's done wrong.

Kind like this: ;P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ISzf2pryI

 

[Roy]

This was in today's local paper

Maybe an advert for a Curry or Chilli Restaurant would have worked.

 

[FlowerFaerie]

 

[Stone]

Heard a funny joke the other day:
So the CIA were recruiting. They had three applicants- 2 men and 1 woman, The first man was given a gun and told that he had to enter a room and shoot his wife who was sitting there to prove he could be the heartless spy they required. He threw the gun down and walked out in disgust.

The second man was given a gun and told to do the same thing. He went into the room and shortly after came out sobbing and saying ''I can't do it''

The woman was then handed the gun and told that she had to enter a room and shoot her husband. She took the weapon and entered the room. A second later five loud shots were heard followed by lots of crashing and thumping sounds and a huge comotion. Shortly after she came out of the room panting: ''You could have told me they were blanks! I had to beat him to death with the butt of this stupid gun!!

Mike

 

[Stone]

Well I thought it was funny. Where's Woody?

 

[FlowerFaerie]

Rofl....... I like it!