The religious extremists of the Bible Belt

[TADD]

Hhhmmm E-meter.... E-BAY....... :evil:

 

[Ellen]

When the JW's come knocking on my door, I do a preemptive strike, saying "Oh, you're here to buy orchids, let me take you out to the greenhouse and show you what I have ..." They get out almost as fast as they would if confronted by a skimpy bikini. I guess they consider orchids evil, too.

 

[SlipperFan]

... I guess they consider orchids evil, too.

Oh, they are! Perhaps they've heard of the Dracula, and the medusa:evil:

 

[Heather]

When the JW's come knocking on my door, I do a preemptive strike, saying "Oh, you're here to buy orchids, let me take you out to the greenhouse and show you what I have ..." They get out almost as fast as they would if confronted by a skimpy bikini. I guess they consider orchids evil, too.

How about orchids AND a skimpy bikini?

 

[ohio-guy]

Thats an intersting image you are giving us there Heather.....

 

[bwester]

How about orchids AND a skimpy bikini?

did someone say skimpy???

 

[Heather]

:noangel: Well, someone the other day was surprised about my "airing out the snacks" comment.

 

[bwester]

well, wouldnt say anything unless it was "airing out the sacks?

 

[rdlsreno]

I just run Away!!

Ramon