I know this isn't what I'm listening to, but I wanted to post it online for people with a sense of humor who play the card game of hearts
Here is a Song about the Game of Hearts, which of course can be very aggravating! - You Gotta Hate Hearts' (created by Bruce Freedman, Woburn, Ma)
-sung to the song "You Gotta Have Heart" by the Damn Yankees
You Gotta play Hearts,
Where the points hit you like darts,
It's a horrible Crime
You eat the Queen the first time,
And then it starts,
You start to hate Hearts.
You're annoyed,
Cause the pass screwed up your void,
And now the Queen you just got
On that pass shows that you're not
Just paranoid,
You're annoyed.
You try to shoot,
But the cards just don't distribute,
So instead of stayin' alive
You go and eat twenty-five;
A puppy shoot
Stinking suit.
Once again you lose
Cause you got no stinking twos,
The language is getting obscene
You're three just ate the Queen,
What's the use,
You just lose.
Use your smarts
Before your score goes off the charts,
The other players are low
You think you're safe but then NO!
Ouch, that smarts,
You gotta play hearts.