The Mutant
Well-Known Member
I was prepared for not getting any more Paph flowers this year, due to the new fans on previously flowered ones being too small, due to the single fanned ones being to small, due to the ones being of BS, being stubborn *******s etc. etc.
Now, I have five in very low bud, in the "oh, let's stay down in the crown an think for a while"-stage (three of them have already wasted plenty of time in this stage already), probably designed to weed out those not meant to grow Paphs, from those meant to.
Unfortunately, none of the ones in bud belong to the good Paph category, as my cerveranum and purpuratum does. One of the hopeful bloomers is my wardii for example, and it's in a category of its own, called the "tormenting Paph newbies to death" category.
How do you guys deal with this? Having maybe a precious Paph in low bud, which just doesn't DO anything, except maybe growing one tenth of a millimeter in two weeks?
Do you sing to them? Whistle? Tell them bedtime stories? Get your Phrags to come over and hold lectures on the benefits of developing your flower quickly?
Do you spank them? Is it okay for me to spank them? For motivational purposes?
Now I'll go back to stare at them a bit more (I know having more would get my mind off the few I have in bud, but since that's not a viable option I need something else to distract myself with)...
Now, I have five in very low bud, in the "oh, let's stay down in the crown an think for a while"-stage (three of them have already wasted plenty of time in this stage already), probably designed to weed out those not meant to grow Paphs, from those meant to.
Unfortunately, none of the ones in bud belong to the good Paph category, as my cerveranum and purpuratum does. One of the hopeful bloomers is my wardii for example, and it's in a category of its own, called the "tormenting Paph newbies to death" category.
How do you guys deal with this? Having maybe a precious Paph in low bud, which just doesn't DO anything, except maybe growing one tenth of a millimeter in two weeks?
Do you sing to them? Whistle? Tell them bedtime stories? Get your Phrags to come over and hold lectures on the benefits of developing your flower quickly?
Do you spank them? Is it okay for me to spank them? For motivational purposes?
Now I'll go back to stare at them a bit more (I know having more would get my mind off the few I have in bud, but since that's not a viable option I need something else to distract myself with)...